(Note: I’m afraid the title may be misleading. I just reread it, and it sounds a bit “servicey,” as though research was performed in conjunction with these recommendations. Research is a tricky word, which is why I try to avoid it at all costs. That doesn’t mean, however, that my opinions are uninformed. I have heard of all of these places and know for a fact that they are indeed inexpensive, and if you do not already live there, going there makes it a getaway.)

Arlington, TX

Arlington, the seventh largest city in Texas, is the largest city in the United States that is not served by a public transportation system, which is perfect because there isn’t much to see. Plus, if you were on public transportation you might miss one of Arlington’s greatest attractions, the sign dedicating route I-20 to Ronald Reagan. Arlington also boasts the original Six Flags theme park, which is now the country’s oldest Six Flags theme park.

Latrobe, PA

If you like beer, you’ll love Latrobe. After a year of inactivity at the former Rolling Rock brewery, Sam Adams will begin rolling out their premium lagers there next month.

If you like anything else besides beer, you won’t like Latrobe.

Pensacola, FL

Ever wonder what the National Museum of Naval Aviation is like? Well in Pensacola, you can find out. Pensacola also boasts several miles of coastal land, referred to as the “World’s Whitest Beaches.” Whether this is a reference to the city’s demographics or the color of its sand, Pensacola promises not to overwhelm your senses.

Flint, MI

With the fourth highest unemployment rate in the U.S., Flint is a great city to relax. Stop by the city’s tallest building, the 19-story Genesee Towers, but don’t get too close. Completed in 1968, the building has fallen into severe disrepair, and passersby are encouraged to beware of falling debris. Flint is also the largest city in America with a one-syllable name.

Compton, CA

Adventure junkies will love the energetic lifestyle offered by Compton. Activities include running, dodging and constantly remaining alert of your surroundings. Compton also has a thriving nightlife. Catch a shootout between rival gangs, but don’t get too close. End the night with a stiff drink at any of the local bodegas.

- by Dan Murphy of [redacted] fame